The Child's Eye.

Wednesday.

Went to Aeon Bukit Tinggi with
Charlotte, Mrs. Lautner and Ms FTW (ha ha.)
to watch The Child's Eye.
Why, you'll wonder, did you choose to watch a horror movie, Jane?
Why you ask?
First of all,
a couple of my friends who watched it, said it was,
HORRIFYING,
THE SCARIEST SHIT THEY'VE EVER WATCHED,
SHOUTED SO MUCH TILL THEIR THROAT GO SORE.
and they SWEAR they will not watch horror movies ever again. -I, made my epicly awesome eye-rolling there.-

Well, YOU wanna know whats MY opinion on The Child's Eye?
IT SUCKS.
eh.
wait.
IT SUCKS.
Ah, there.
No, seriously, it sucked SO FKING BADLY, I could've watch Sammy's Crappy Adventure AGAIN AND AGAIN.

TO BEGIN WITH,
the actress.
that Rainie bitch.
what the HELL is her problem?
her acting is
HORRIBLE. TERRIBLE. VEGETABLE!
All she does in that movie is LOOK PRETTY.
THATS ALL.
Even when theres a bed-crying-scene,
theres no TEAR.
dont wanna smudge up the make-up, perhaps, you wonder?

HA, another thing.
do you what sucks more about a horror movie then a horrible horror movie storyline?
LOW BUDGET.
I mean, COME ON, budget too low liao, issit, until cannot afford water-proof makeups?
when they run also NO SWEAT, NO GASPING, NO TIRESOME faces.
like I said, all they do is look pretty.
And and, theres this scene where they will go to another dimension and the background was SO SO SO SO SO FAKE
that I went, WDF? and Charlotte went "Is it the wrong movie?"
HAHAHAHA.

Besides wanting to shoot the guy beside me with a revolver,
the funniest part about watching The Child's Eye,
is watching it with CHARLOTTE.
I make fun of the movie,
the whole way through
and Charlotte was TRYING SO HARD to
keep her hyena laugh down(THATS why i wanted to shoot the guy beside me cos he was so rude and keep calling us to "tiam.". i mean, WHATS UR PROBLEM? its a sucky movie. get over it.).

Plus,
whenever theres a scary scene,
you know, the part where you know a ghost will appear anywhere,
Charlotte will cuddle into my arm and
I could feel her breathe on my arm
which is kinda ticklish but VERY VERY VERY CUTE.
And and and she'll be asking me,
"Is it over yet? Is it over yet?"
and when the shocking part is over,
she'll be asking Ms FTW and Mrs Lautner,
"WHAT HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED?"
which made me LAUGH.

OH OH,
and theres the part where Rainie said
"This child is a God's gift to you", to the mother ghost and
I literally rolled my eye
and this made Charlotte semi-burst out her hyena laugh.
I MEAN, COME ON.
THE PANG BROTHERS FINALLY GONE NUTS ISSIT?
Or the scriptwriter. whatever.
THE WOMAN IS DEAD.
THE CHILD IN RAINIE'S BODY IS STILL ALIVE.
ARE YOU CALLING THE GHOST TO MURDER YOUR CHILD, RAINIE?
ARE YOU?

Overall,
I spent most of the time laughing in the cinema
while everyone else is cowering under
their girlfriend/boyfriend's arm dramatically.

Hey, if you're reading this,
you know when you said your heart stings?
remember that night?
well, if its because I said I was not looking for a relationship,
I just want you to know
I said so because I am already in a relationship.

Ciao,
6.16pm,
Sun.

Do you know that I..

- Can't live without orange flavoured Tic Tac?

- Really like the name Aloysius, Jeremy and Kendall?

- Am really awesome at rolling my eyes if I'm annoyed at you?

- Won't eat anything that is cooked with garlic, ginger or onion?

- Spends half of my day sleeping, dozing and napping?

- Can't differentiate the difference between then and than? and who and whose?

- Gets bored REALLY EASILY?

- Writes loads of shit craps on my blog?

Friday, hectic day.

I came to school just for the sake of seeing my friends.
Charlotte and Slash came.
Slash, another close buddy of mine.

As school was about to start,
the PE system blurted out that form 3 students are supposed to gather at the assembly hall.
The 3 of us knew it was another after PMR activity,
before recess it was Explorace. Alias, Treasurehunt. Alias, RunAroundTheSchoolToCollectAPileOfShitWeDontCareWhatJustGetTiredAndSweaty.
After recess it was Music and Lyric.

So me, being me, dont like to run or sweat, suggested to Charlotte and Slash we skip the
activity.
Slash suggested we skip school, that is, get out of school compounds,
and go 7-11.
Charlotte and I agreed.

There are 4 gates in this crappy shit load school.
The main gate, field gate, side gate and back gate.
Spent 1 shitty hour trying to get a way out.
Main gate, the bitchy female guard is guarding.
Field gate, locked.
Side gate, male guard guarding.
Back gate, is lock but would've been easy for me and Slash to climb through but Charlotte can't cos she's wearing a skirt. Basically, no.

So the 3 of us given up on the idea and head to the Computer lab
to go surf the net and cool our selves(lab air conditioned).
Then theres this ratty teacher beginning to question
what were we doing here, etcetc.
Thus, the 3 of us get out of there.
Feeling hungry, we thought of going to the canteen and eat
but we were not sure whether is was recess yet
so we went and check on it first.
There's a a group of kids whose also from my form
who were eating so the 3 of us thought its ok.

As we were eating, Mrs KickArse BitchBrain(teacher)
was FURIOUS cos she recognise Charlotte and immediately
knew we skipped the activity.
And i was like, BUSTED.
so yeah, u can imagine,
as we were following Mrs Kickarse BitchBrain to the hall(where the teacher in charge and most of the student are),
we were cracking our brains to find a way out.

The teacher in charge was practically MARCHING towards us cos she was SO FURIOUS.
After a 10-minute-ear-splitting lecture,
we were to told to be sitting inside the hall,
on the stage for the whole period till school ends.

Not bad, and not as humiliating as you thought, dear readers,
because most of the time i was sleeping.
yes, sleeping.
cos the teacher wont even look at you(cos they talk infront of the stage, not on the stage.).

Now, there will be another teacher in charge of Music And Lyrics.
That teacher, not trying to sound cocky, is quite fond of me(i have a way with English teachers).
So, shes not bad.
Didnt exactly give us ear-splitting lectures but
she DID embarrassed Slash and Charlotte
at the end of the activity so, yea,
you pick on my friends, you pick on me.
Thus, FUCK YOU MRS 3-THOUSAND-LAYERS-OF-BUTT-FAT.

Anyway, as the activity was going on,
theres, like, a break time
and Mrs 3-thousand-layers-of-butt-fat wanted someone to do
some entertainment.
She called up a few names to get up and sing,
but they're all typical girly girls and was, like, "eeeeeeee i dont wannttttt DDD:"
So she ended up calling my name.
But when she called my name, it didnt sound like a suggestion.
it sounded like a COMMAND.
"Jane. Take mic. SING."
^ yea, thats pretty much how she sounded(if my memory serves me right).
She thought this will do as my punishment, you know?

ha ha.
BIG mistake.
STAGE FRIGHT AND SHYNESS WERE NEVER IN MY DICTIONARY.
plus, i'm not a bad singer.
i think.
i hope.
i pray.

So.
yea.
i sang.
you belong with me by taylor bitc- i mean, swift.
it was the only song which i could think of that time.
and the only song with the lyrics in my hand.
it was.
ha.
....
nvm.


THUS, THIS ENDS TODAY'S POST.
THANK YOU MRS. LAUTNER FOR UR HELPING HAND(U know what i mean).
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT AND SWEET SWEET SWEEEET DREAMS.
U GUYS TOO.


XOXOXOXOXxoxoxOXOXOX,
ColourMeBlue.

The Bradar.

Right, so this is how it goes.
I was at 7-11, fishing for something sweet.
The chocolate section was a really narrow lane you know,
so theres this young malay dude, wearing really preppy clothings(u know, shades and chained jeans and caps)
(i know right, why the fuck do u need to wear a CAP and SHADE in a convenience store?)
(EXACTLY, I KNOW RIGHT, THE STORE HAVE ROOFS.),
was walking towards me.
then, i think he wasnt concentrating or anything, he accidently bumped into me.
then he was like,
"HEY BRADAR."
...
bradar.
brother.
BRADAR.

DO I LOOK LIKE A FKING BRADAR TO YOU?

i must've glared at him more rudely then i intended too
cos he was like,
smiling and said,
"oh, oh sorry."
then i smiled back at said its fine.

so.
as i was walking home, i began to question my feminince(?).
i mean.
i'm wearing a simple, oversized black t shirt(once belong to me bro) and green shorts.
whats so guyish about that.
i'm still a girl.
right?
girl wear stuffs like that.
..
right?


oh well, anyway, i had a really really WEIRD nightmare yesterday.
I was in a cinema, watching something.
then theres this guy, wearing those freaky masks, suddenly stood in front of me.
next thing i know, he was brandishing an axe at me.
weirdest thing of all, i could really FEEL the pain as he sliced my hand into half.
..geez, so real.
anyway, people said that to make sure ur dreams DONT come true, u have to tell it to someone.
well, dear lappy, u ARE someone. so yeah.
the next time i'm watching a movie, i'm keeping an eye on someone who wears a mask.

see ya,
Wednesday,
4.57 pm.
Azure.

Life after PMR

list of stuffs i'll do after PMR.

1, READ MORE ENGLISH NOVELS. -(AGATHA CHRISTIE, HERE I COME.)

2, Stick my ass to the chair and online. -(MAYBE will go back to Maple. MAYBE.)

3, Hang out with friends more. -(SLASH, U'RE HANGING OUT WITH ME ONE DAY, WHETHER U LIKE IT OR NOT.)

4, Draw more. -(note to self : get yourself a new drawing pen.)(Thank you, Mrs bieber, for spoiling my old one.)

5, Drink more caffeine. -(Genting's Coffee Beans. Heaven.)

6, Spend more time cycling and babysitting. (BABY BOYS ARE SO CUTE.)

7, Confess.

list of things i would buy if i had the money.

1, A brand new handphone. -(N series SUCKED.)

2, A BRAND NEW FRIGGIN SET OF OIL PASTELS. -(36 colours, thankyouverymuch.)

3, A hoodie. -(just for the sake of it.)

4, A home.