29/1/11, Sat.

Okok, as you guys know, its the CNY holiday :D! I, for once, organised an outing with my friends to Sunway, on the 29th. Ikr, thats like, a day after the last day of school. Lol. But since my friend's gonna be away for a while... Thats the only day available. Haha :D

So.
Meet your comrades.

The Killer.
The FTW.
and The Annoying Orange, TAO, for short.(Aka Mrs. Lautner)

We gathered at the KTM at 10 and reached subang at around...10.30? We missed the bus to Sunway because TAO was giving a quick birth in the toilet(WHICH CAUSED 20SEN. 20 FUCKING SEN FOR A TRIP TO THE TOILET? WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHIT REAL BADLY AND HE/SHE HAS NO CHANGE? YOU EXPECT HER/HIM TO SHIT THERE AND THEN?). So we took the taxi to Sunway. Funny thing is, the four of us rela berkepit-kepit at the back when one of us could've just sat in the front. Oh well, I guess its because of the driver's bin dai face.
MORAL OF THE STORY SO FAR : DO NOT, DO NOT SIT IN BETWEEN TAO AND FTW BECAUSE--

Yeah, THAT, is a solid, living(?), proof that I was constantly harassed by them in the cab. On the right is TAO's hand and on the left is FTW's pervy hand. Yes, those are my sexy knees.

So when we arrived at Sunway, we went to Carl's Jr. to have our lunch.
As a typical cheapskate high schooler, we ordered ONE combo meal so the FOUR of us can share ONE cup of drink. Hallelujah to unlimited refills.


No, its not a pee on a poop, its Chili Cheese Fries! Now, anyone mind enlighten me whether Chili Cheese Fries contain beef? Cos I got the shock of my life when my sister told me it has beef. ...DOES IT?

Cheers TO BURGERS! I know I didn't finish mine, but it was SO BIG. T_T R.I.P, my half eaten burger.
So after our lunch, we went on a mission to get-TAO's-super-late-super-belated-present,-that-is,-me-distracting-her-with-shopping-while-FTW-and-the-killer-shop-for-her-present. And boy, they took a LONG time shopping for her gift. While they were doing so, me and TAO was trying on weird/random/outrageous/colourcoded clothes. I was cam whoring too much with TAO's camera so I kinda forgotten about my own handphone. But but, here's a pic :D!

Am I PINK OR WHAT? HAHAHAHA. You'll NEVER, EVER, NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER EVERRR see me in clothes like that(Because I'm really self conscious about my ugly legs and also the fact that my mum will disinherit me). Since the pink top is already mine, I'm just trying on that pink skirt.

And that is TAO trying on a shirt which she didnt buy. ...Did she?
After that, we meet up with Killer and FTW and FTW was like, explaining to TAO about how they're shopping for the present and and and the present was very.. SWEET. HAHA. I know it wasnt for me, but I just cant help adoring. It was a musical card that lights up and well, plays the "happy birthday" tune when you open it and and and and as an addition, they bought a spiral-musical-note-thingy which I seriously dont know what they call it as, pendant and necklace :D


And then I and FTW shared a cinnamon pretzel for a quick snack. We were sitting on a bench and as I was searching through my bag, I realised my phone wasnt there D: Panicking, I ran back to the place where we bought the pretzels, I ran as fast as the lightning, slashing through seas of human, with the wind blowing against my super hot, shoulder length hair and my jacket sliding across my shoulder. And of course, all was fine because I DID left my phone there and the auntie KINDLY gave it back to me.

Back to the bench, we decided to call it a day and wanted to reach Klang asap because the Killer has Killing lessons to attend to(Piano lessons la ==). But I was distracted by the pet shop because the animals in there are JUST SO CUTE.

THE GUINEA PIGS. HAHAHAH.

THE SLEEPING DEAD HAMSTERS LIKE THEY DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE WORLD.

AND AND AND AND AND THE ROCK CLIMBING TURTLES HAHAHAHAAHA

So that ends our day and I think this has got to be the longest post I've ever written. Eheh. NEXT STOP, KARAOKES WITH CHARLOTTE, MRS. BIEBER, MRS. TSUNA AND SLASH!

Love,
Jane.

Did I made a mistake..

On choosing EST over Acc? Plus, my school doesn't have Form 4 EST, so I have to wait till Form 5. Did I... Well, did I made the wrong choice? Is it too late to regret? Is EST hard? @_@ Sighhhh.

Sway to the rhythm of love.

Still sick. Gah, can't believe my friends are all out celebrating Py's birthday while I'm stuck at home. =.= Being sick sucks. No, being a woman sucks. Woke up and I knew I'm having it cos my bladder's hurting. FmlFmlFml.
I'm bored to effin tears, I seriously got nothing to do. NOTHING. Not even drawing. An uninspired artist is like a mindless crook wandering hopelessly down the street. Not trying to say I'm qualified to be called an artist or something, but hey, I do draw, don't I?
Since I'm so damn fucking suay nowadays, I might as well make a list out of it :D

My Top 10 Torture List :

10. Period cramps with an empty stomach.

9. Having cough and flu at the same time.

8. Delayed homeworks.

7. That moment when you know you're NOT suppose to laugh but you just HAVE to because its not allowed? EG, Assembly time, when we're singing the National Anthem. Seriously, its like singing for the downfall of Malaysia.

6. Medicines.

5. That panicking moment when you forget to bring an exercise book for that super fierce teacher that won't accept ANY excuses and you know, you KNOW you're dead.

4. Waking up early in the morning just to go back to sleep in school.

3. Foot drilling under the blazing hot sun and you CAN'T MOVE AN INCH.

2. When you've been sitting on the chair for too long and you're having your period and then when you get up your friend will whisper urgently in your ear and you'll be like, oh fuck.

1. Ah geez, saying goodbye of course.

Sick

I can't breathe.
Literally.
My nose is completely blocked and whenever I tried to breathe through my mouth, I'll cough terribly non-stop which leads me to a very bad sore throat.
I can't see how breathing's possible.
Whats worse, I'm having a headache and fever.
School and tuition didn't really help much either.
Spent 4 periods in a lab which has really high stools and low tables which causes my back to ache.
And when things couldn't get any worst, my tuition center turned their air cond on FULL BLAST(they always do but only this time I really felt the cold) so we're practically studying in the refrigerator.

I can't breathe.
I can't think straight.
I need to go lie down.

My Maths Teacher.

Dear Cik Chn'ng,

As a student that respects and admires you the most, I find it to be my responsibility to back you up while everyone's making hate groups of you in facebook or maybe even raged statuses about you. Thus, this post is dedicated SPECIALLY for you :D!

Love,
Over My Dead Body.

Cik Chn'ng.
She is an honorable, kind, respectful, graceful and beautiful teacher.
That oh so sweet smile she gave you when you've made a mistake, that forgiving love of hers, it'll melt your heart. And oh! don't worry if you don't understanding a shit she's teaching, since she spends her time teaching the whiteboard instead of us and showing us that pretty cute buttocks of her, just ask her a question! She'll answer it with the most extreme simplicity and she WILL elaborate till YOU GET IT if you're a very blur case, like me! :D
Even when she said we all never pay attention to what she teaches and how she's very upset at the fact that we don't copy down every single shits and poops she writes on the whiteboard, she still loves us! :D and oh, she loves us VERY MUCH.
And and and no to mention the fact that she look at each and every one of us from 4 Sc 1 as cocky little scumbags :)
Those sweet elaborations of hers about how only pure geniuses won't pay attention to classes because they've known everything, and how if you're a genius, you need to proof it to her by showing her a certificate. ahhh, but there's where you're wrong, my dear, sweet, sweet, honeylicious, Cik Chn'ng :)! IF I really am a genius, you'd be down on your knees, begging me to take over your lessons cos you're such a FAILED teacher. Aint that riiiiight, teacher? :D

Lalala, its SUCH a great lesson, maths is, isnt it? :D

In a typical Cina-ted relationship..(sometimes in real life too)

theres..

5% arguments.

3% making out.

10% cheating.
-"YOU ONE LEG STEP TO BOAT!" which leads us to...

2% Bitch slapping.

and

30% crying.
-Fight, cry, Make up, cry, Break up, cry, Confess, cry, Miss him/her, cry, Love him/her,
cry, Hate him/her, cry. Cry cry cry.

AND

50% drama/scandal/talks about feelings.
-Drama. Need I say more?
-Same goes for the scandals.
-talks about feelings like...how I feel or how YOU feel or how WE feel.

P/s: Only true people that knows me knows the meaning of Cinated.

Medicines

Medicines.
They're like injections.
Only difference is that medicine gets in through your mouth while injection.... -shivers-
Anyway.
Medicines.
Like injections, i hate them.

Medicines.
They're like disgusting herbal teas.
Which tastes farking bitter.
And that is what my mum's trying to jam down my throat.

LOOK MUM, JAMMING THAT BITTER SHIT AINT DOING ME ANY GOOD. IT'LL ONLY MAKE ME WORST. TRUST ME.

Lesbians.

To Charlotte : I deleted my previous post cos there's an update.

Lesbian A has been disturbing Slash for.. quite a while now.
And its all because of a box of cake.
A box of super creamy, delicious, chocolatey, sweet, mois--
Slash, although she looks boyish and acts like one, is NOT a lesbian.
Even IF she is one, she'll only love me.
ME.
So, of course Slash rejected her.
But since lesbians are quite influential in BK, Slash was nervous. Thus, I suggested her using my name to get rid of that Lesbian Bitch. And that is how, I, somehow, got dragged into all this drama.
She inbox-ed me in FB. Lesbian A, I mean. She asked why was I angry at Slash.
I was, OF COURSE, not angry at Slash(why the hell would I?), so I knew Slash must've concocted a story where I and Slash was a couple and thus, I act along and say many dramatic, cheesy sentences I've learned from years of watching low-budget korean/hong kong dramas.
In the end, she gave up, said she'd stay out of our way, wish us happy and removed me from her friend's list and made a final(i hope) entry about Slash in her blog(with hearts and loves all over it -shivers-).
Slash, thought that all of it is finally over, went back to the way she usually is. Relieved and less-panicky.
But then Lesbian A is ONE HELL OF A STUBBORN BITCH.
She continued emoing in her Facebook, made emo statuses and go all "I'm crying non stop."
Plus, she even told Slash to meet her at the school canteen on Monday because she wanted to pass a piece of paper to Slash. Undoubtedly, its a letter, right? Duh. ==
So I told Slash I'd go with her and show Lesbian A my FK-OFF-FROM-MY-GF aura.
Lets wait till Monday shall we?
If I didnt mention anything about this after today, there's only 2 possibilities.
1. Nothing happened.
2. It was actually a trap for me and Slash to get gang bullied and now I'm lying nyawa-nyawa ikan on the hospital bed.

Farewell, CheckYourColour,
Jane.

Amazing/Random/Funny Things You Don't Know About..

Me. Part 2.

6. Although I'm right handed, I still wear my watch on my right wrist. I've always done that. I never realised majority of right handed people wears their watch on their left wrist while left people goes vice versa until only a couple of days ago. Weird, no? o_o

7. I have a weird bump at the back of my head. Trust me, its only me, cos after years of head-molesting experiences, I'm the only one who had this weird little bump at the back of my head. Like, its a small little sphere. Did my mum once dropped me when I was a baby? Maybe. My mum's a blur mother. I inherited that attitude of hers.

8. I have a habit of not bringing my water bottle to school. HAHA. I know some of you may have noticed that by now. I just don't know why, a water bottle feels so...Extra. ==

9. I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FALLING IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. FALLING IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT IS JUST A COCKED UP BULL WHERE YOU *DON'T* FALL IN LOVE BECAUSE YOU "FEEL THE CONNECTION" OR WHATEVER BULL CRAPS YOU PEOPLE SAY, BECAUSE FALLING IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT IS JUST FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE. IN SHORT, "FALLING IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT IS JUST FALLING IN LOVE WITH THAT SEXY CURVES OF YOURS AND YOUR CAKED-MAKE UP LOOKS." -Extracted from Marcus's Wall Of Text, Edited By Me.

10. Ai riek ghey gais.


Jane.

Racist Bukit Kuda

one word to describe Bukit Kuda.
RACIST.
Not in a bad way.
But bad.
For the students, I mean.

EG, Class Monitor is a Chinese. Therefore, Assistant Monitor MUST, and I mean, MUST, be a not Chinese. Lets say Chinese L gets nominated as the Monitor post and so is Chinese A and Malay B. And Chinese L gets the most many votes followed by Chinese A and Malay B. And because the teacher is too lazy to do another round of nomination and votes for the assistant monitor, the teacher selects the one with the second highest votes to be the assistant monitor. But oh wait, its another Chinese, so she chooses Malay B(This has happened, people.)

Get me?
Some of you may think that, well, its fair that way, but to be honest, it's not. I, on the other hand, call it RACIST. To be frank, the population of Chinese out beat the population of Malays and Indians by fair lot, in 4 Sn 1. So just because you're a non-Chinese and you're the "minority", you get to hold a post even though you don't, well, deserve it?

But nothing like this has occured to 4 SN 1 this year as I feel that our assistant monitor really deserve it.

I just don't like the way the teacher always mention "Must be not from the same race.".

Ah well.

These are just my 2 cents worth of opinion.

If you disagree with me,

Lai, we 1v1 in real life(LOL.).

Fk you BK,

Jane.

P/S : I'm QUITE touchy when it comes to racist issues. And sexist issues too.