10. With them, you look ugly. Without them, you look uglier.
9. When drinking hot stuff, eg coffee, your glasses will get so steamed up it's annoying. The same thing applies when you're in an air conditioned room or in a car with the air cond turned on full blast and when you get out, it started to get all cloudy.
8. Need to wear 3D glasses for a 3D movie? You got 3 options:
1, in-spectacle-ception. Wear 2 glasses at one go.
2, take off your glasses and wear the 3D glasses instead! but it's a blur, blur world out there :(
3, stay with your glasses and while everyone's going 3D, you go 2D like a boss.
7. It's annoying to wear a hairband =.= You know how hairbands clasp themselves around your ears? and glasses hang on your ears? it gets itchy and you have to adjust it lots of time :(
6. Never wear your glasses while marching. Cos you can't move(unless you wanna get "down". ....sounds kinda erotic) and your glasses keep sliding off and it gets fking annoying.
5. Never wear your glasses under constant exposure of sunlight. In my case, marching. After my four Adult training sessions, my whole face is deep brown except for the area around my temple. Where the glasses hang. =.=
4. You can't lie down and watch tv. Yes, I know, the horror. Why does this happen? Cos your glasses will go crooked and it disturbs your vision and itches your nose.
3. Without them, you can't see. Duh.
2. Me : Mum, where's my glasses?
Mum : I don't know, go look for it.
Me thinking : ....I WEAR GLASSES COS I CAN'T FKING SEE. HOW THE FK CAN I GO LOOK FOR IT WHEN I CAN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M LOOKING AT?
1. When it's drizzling and little droplets of water obscures your vision.
Some of you might be wondering why I didn't get contacts. It's because I REFUSE LOL. I'm not fond of the idea of poking myself in the eyeballs, IT'S FKING SCARY OKAY. Maybe someday I'll get one ;) The day I got my courage and bravery ha ha ha.
Tyvm for reading.
Jane.
