Getting highlights

This is my excited face when my hair is slathered with blue dye :

I look ridiculous

This is my frustrated face when my hair is slathered with red dye :

Huh?

What happened, you ask?

WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL LET ME EFFIN TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.

I got highlights, that's what happened.

Hightlights, not dye.

Kbai.

It all started on a sunny, beautiful clear day. My head feels a little haywired so I was going all

Hey. I love blue. Imma dye my hair blue. Right after SPM.

So that's that, right?

Uhhuh, that's that.

After trying so so so hard to convince my parents and ignore my sister's stupid cock and bull,

I am finally permitted to highlight my hair blue.

Not to be done by myself, of course. 

So I was prancing like a giddy pony, humming happily to the saloon. 

I sat, I sat still, I sat forever. 

When the girl started to slather blue dyes on my hair I was so excited (refer picture above).

She smeared strands here and there, wrap it in an aluminium foil and let it dry.

15mins later, she opened a foil to check on the colour absorption.

Now let me tell you. 

If you're ever a barber or a stylist, never, never, EVER do you give your customer the oh-no-wtf face.

Okay? 

NO. 

Not cool.

So I asked her, "Is everything alright?"

And she's like, "Ohhh. Well, your hair's not turning blue".

She warned me before that before you highlight your hair blue, you had to bleach it first. and she did not do that because she and I agreed that bleaching is very very very unhealthy for the hair.

So she's like, "You wait right here. Imma go to the hair dye store and buy more blue dye and try to slather as much blue as I can on your hair"(Not exact quote). 

So she left me, alone, at the saloon.
With my hair still wrapped in aluminium foils.

Cos I totally won't steal anything.

I didn't. Of course.

30mins later, she came back and said they ran out of blue. So we decided to wash my hair first and see what's the result.

Ha.

Instead of turning blue, it turned BROWNISH. How the fk did that even happen? Brown and blue's very far apart right? RIGHT?

So she's like, you know what, pick another colour. Let me make your money worth it.

I was all, NOOOO I WANT BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. But I refuse to bleach my hair anyhow. So. Yeah ):

Me : Look, mum, the blue failed. My hair turned brown
Mother : OH. So how now?
Me : She told me to pick another colour.

Mother : Go red. Your sister went red. And it's pretty.
Me : You know... I was thinking of..

Mother : Yeah?
Me : ...Orange--

Mother : MAI SIAO.

I admit, I have the most peculiar taste in colour.

Anyway, so it's either i stay with brown or go with red.
ANDDDD

Tann da daaaaaa.

Kbai.

Girl with the red highlights, 

Jane.