Sunday, February 27, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Chorul Speaking
I spent days worrying about chorul speaking.
I searched for the script.
I searched for the afternoon section members.
I consulted the teacher in charge whenever I'm free.
I was so so so excited when I found out I was the conductor for this year. Finally, I thought, after 4 years, this is it. My first and last year as a conductor. But I now I feel like a damn besotted fool.
I was staying back after school and I've plan to consult Pn. Sham again to know which script she decided. But guess what? She told me that Pn. Juliet says she DON'T WANT ANY MORNING SECTIONS. ONLY, AND ONLY, AFTERNOON SECTIONS. HAHA. How FUCKING ironic is THAT? Form 2, I can't enter because teacher wants only morning sections and now form 4 teacher only want afternoon sections. HA HA HA HA. DAMN FUNNY LA WEIH.
Oh and F.Y.I, Pn Juliet, aka 3 thousands layer of butt fat bitch, is the new P.K. or something. Which means all teachers have to be under her? or something? because Pn. Shirly, who coaches our debate, is also under Pn. Juliet and Pn. Sham also, who's in charge of chorul speaking.
Of course, I was FUCKING DEVASTATED because. Well. Come on. I dare to bet all my assets that most of the juniors won't even know what chorul speaking is, let alone conducting it. And you know la, typical BK staffs, like Pn Juliet and Pn Soong, they're as lazy as a pig. If they found out that the juniors haven't done anything or prepare anything for chorul speaking(as there's only 2 WEEKS LEFT. 2 WEEKS. The third week is for cuti penggal), they'd totally go, "ah? havent prepare ah? ah, nvm la, then just drop out from the competition only lor." HA HA. SERIOUSLY. IF RANTAU PANJANG CAN DROP OUT OF DEBATE JUST LIKE THAT, WHY CAN'T BK DO THE SAME FOR CHORUL SPEAKING RIGHT? RIGHT?? RIGHTTT????
You might think I'm taking this too seriously but have YOU ever tried chorul speaking? Have you EVER tried combining 35 different voices into one? The feeling of extreme nervousness and excitement that 35 students share together before they perform, that emotional breakdown when you found out you're placed forth(which BK did, every year. LOL. come on la, number 4 out of 18+ schools leh. Not bad liao.), the conductor gracefully(not so) waving and slashing the air, guiding the voices of 35 people. Have you guys EVER tried that? Have you? HAVE YOU???
Btwbtw, Pn. Juliet didn't really told Pn. Sham she wants ONLY morning sections. Its actually like this, Pn Juliet told Pn something that she don't want Pn. Sham take the morning sections and then that Pn. something told Pn. Sham. So you see? no matter how old we get, some things just never change. Women and their large mouths(I am no exception. HAHA).
I'm gonna persuade Pn. Juliet even it is the last thing I do.
Wish me luck,
Jane.
P/s many random stuffs happened after this big PANG on the face. Gonna update soon. Hand too tired =.=
I searched for the script.
I searched for the afternoon section members.
I consulted the teacher in charge whenever I'm free.
I was so so so excited when I found out I was the conductor for this year. Finally, I thought, after 4 years, this is it. My first and last year as a conductor. But I now I feel like a damn besotted fool.
I was staying back after school and I've plan to consult Pn. Sham again to know which script she decided. But guess what? She told me that Pn. Juliet says she DON'T WANT ANY MORNING SECTIONS. ONLY, AND ONLY, AFTERNOON SECTIONS. HAHA. How FUCKING ironic is THAT? Form 2, I can't enter because teacher wants only morning sections and now form 4 teacher only want afternoon sections. HA HA HA HA. DAMN FUNNY LA WEIH.
Oh and F.Y.I, Pn Juliet, aka 3 thousands layer of butt fat bitch, is the new P.K. or something. Which means all teachers have to be under her? or something? because Pn. Shirly, who coaches our debate, is also under Pn. Juliet and Pn. Sham also, who's in charge of chorul speaking.
Of course, I was FUCKING DEVASTATED because. Well. Come on. I dare to bet all my assets that most of the juniors won't even know what chorul speaking is, let alone conducting it. And you know la, typical BK staffs, like Pn Juliet and Pn Soong, they're as lazy as a pig. If they found out that the juniors haven't done anything or prepare anything for chorul speaking(as there's only 2 WEEKS LEFT. 2 WEEKS. The third week is for cuti penggal), they'd totally go, "ah? havent prepare ah? ah, nvm la, then just drop out from the competition only lor." HA HA. SERIOUSLY. IF RANTAU PANJANG CAN DROP OUT OF DEBATE JUST LIKE THAT, WHY CAN'T BK DO THE SAME FOR CHORUL SPEAKING RIGHT? RIGHT?? RIGHTTT????
You might think I'm taking this too seriously but have YOU ever tried chorul speaking? Have you EVER tried combining 35 different voices into one? The feeling of extreme nervousness and excitement that 35 students share together before they perform, that emotional breakdown when you found out you're placed forth(which BK did, every year. LOL. come on la, number 4 out of 18+ schools leh. Not bad liao.), the conductor gracefully(not so) waving and slashing the air, guiding the voices of 35 people. Have you guys EVER tried that? Have you? HAVE YOU???
Btwbtw, Pn. Juliet didn't really told Pn. Sham she wants ONLY morning sections. Its actually like this, Pn Juliet told Pn something that she don't want Pn. Sham take the morning sections and then that Pn. something told Pn. Sham. So you see? no matter how old we get, some things just never change. Women and their large mouths(I am no exception. HAHA).
I'm gonna persuade Pn. Juliet even it is the last thing I do.
Wish me luck,
Jane.
P/s many random stuffs happened after this big PANG on the face. Gonna update soon. Hand too tired =.=
Monday, February 21, 2011
My Biology Teacher
Is not REALLY my teacher. He's just my practical teacher. And guess what?
He's a guy.
He's young.
And he's almost good looking.
Annnddd of coursee, with a male practical teacher like him stuck in an all girl school, its heaven. For him and for us, that is.
My juniors, are CRAZY about him.
I got to admit, I like to naik miang with him a bit, but I don't PLAN to start anything with him.
My God la, SERIOUSLY.
I just read my junior's blog and, GEEZ, she's making it sound like a tragic forbidden love tale between a high schooler and a practical teacher.
I mean.
SAI EM SAI AH?
He's 23, woman.
You're 15 and DESPERATE.
And you even dare to stoop so low by STALKING HIM?
STALKING. HIM. YOUR TEACHER. YOU STALK YOUR TEACHER.
WHERE'S YOUR DIGNITY?????
P/s : Even IF I wanna date a teacher also, I'd go for my moral teacher. HAHA. He's bald, he's short, he's skinny and he reminds me of my grandfather. But I riek him. Cos he rieks me. EHEHEHE.
He's a guy.
He's young.
And he's almost good looking.
Annnddd of coursee, with a male practical teacher like him stuck in an all girl school, its heaven. For him and for us, that is.
My juniors, are CRAZY about him.
I got to admit, I like to naik miang with him a bit, but I don't PLAN to start anything with him.
My God la, SERIOUSLY.
I just read my junior's blog and, GEEZ, she's making it sound like a tragic forbidden love tale between a high schooler and a practical teacher.
I mean.
SAI EM SAI AH?
He's 23, woman.
You're 15 and DESPERATE.
And you even dare to stoop so low by STALKING HIM?
STALKING. HIM. YOUR TEACHER. YOU STALK YOUR TEACHER.
WHERE'S YOUR DIGNITY?????
P/s : Even IF I wanna date a teacher also, I'd go for my moral teacher. HAHA. He's bald, he's short, he's skinny and he reminds me of my grandfather. But I riek him. Cos he rieks me. EHEHEHE.
PALABABOOM!
Title above is a line from my form 1 chorul speaking x)
I spent the whole day at school watching my teammates debating. I was only the reserve because I seriously wanna focus on chorul speaking and ONLY, chorul speaking. Trouble is, the competition is on 22nd of March and we haven't even DECIDE on our script. FMLFML. I suggested that script we used 3 years ago, but the teacher have another script in mind. So I gave my script to teacher and asked her to decide which one she wants to use. I wanted to use our previous script because it's more familiar to me and I still remember all those actions and movements but if it were to be a new script, I'd be blur as hell. Can't teacher see we're RUNNING OUT OF TIME? somemore practise every FRIDAY ONLY?? There's 3 weeks left, a week for exams and another week for cuti penggal. I seriously gotta figure something out BECAUSE WE MUST WIN. MUST MUST MUST. MUST. WE NEED TO BEAT THOSE SKINGING CONVENT WHORES. WE. FUCKING. MUST. RAWR.
Ohhh and debate.
I don't know whether to be happy or sad.
As we were practising in the canteen, Pn. Juliet suddenly came to us and said, "Round 1 would be a walkthrough." I thought she meant that our first opponent, Rantau Panjang, is going to be very easy. But apparently, she's saying that Rantau Panjang dropped out from the competition. Like. GANNINAR LA. My teammates all prepare, revise, search and collected data and quotes and newspaper cuttings and then suddenly you say all is just a waste? A WASTE?? FUCK RANTAU PANJANG LA.
But oh well, at least we made it to round 2. =.=
As I'm lying down on the floor typing this, my teammates, Nan nan, Ai ai and Guay guay, are at school, searching infos for the second round topic.
Ahhh, I feel so useless.
Chorul speaking ahhh.
Debate ahhh.
BM sketsa ahhh.
Homework ahhh.
Tuition ahhh.
Things to do :
-Meet Pn. Sham again tomorrow and ask whether she've decided on which script(OHHH PLS OLD SCRIPT, PLS PLS PLS PLSSSSSS.).
-On our first meeting on Friday, be as strict as you can. Emphasize on WINNING IS EVERYTHING.
-Help out as much as possible in debate and be as supportive as much as I can.
Sincerely,
Jane.
P/s : YESS, I'M THE CONDUCTOR FOR CHORUL SPEAKING THIS YEAR YAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I spent the whole day at school watching my teammates debating. I was only the reserve because I seriously wanna focus on chorul speaking and ONLY, chorul speaking. Trouble is, the competition is on 22nd of March and we haven't even DECIDE on our script. FMLFML. I suggested that script we used 3 years ago, but the teacher have another script in mind. So I gave my script to teacher and asked her to decide which one she wants to use. I wanted to use our previous script because it's more familiar to me and I still remember all those actions and movements but if it were to be a new script, I'd be blur as hell. Can't teacher see we're RUNNING OUT OF TIME? somemore practise every FRIDAY ONLY?? There's 3 weeks left, a week for exams and another week for cuti penggal. I seriously gotta figure something out BECAUSE WE MUST WIN. MUST MUST MUST. MUST. WE NEED TO BEAT THOSE SKINGING CONVENT WHORES. WE. FUCKING. MUST. RAWR.
Ohhh and debate.
I don't know whether to be happy or sad.
As we were practising in the canteen, Pn. Juliet suddenly came to us and said, "Round 1 would be a walkthrough." I thought she meant that our first opponent, Rantau Panjang, is going to be very easy. But apparently, she's saying that Rantau Panjang dropped out from the competition. Like. GANNINAR LA. My teammates all prepare, revise, search and collected data and quotes and newspaper cuttings and then suddenly you say all is just a waste? A WASTE?? FUCK RANTAU PANJANG LA.
But oh well, at least we made it to round 2. =.=
As I'm lying down on the floor typing this, my teammates, Nan nan, Ai ai and Guay guay, are at school, searching infos for the second round topic.
Ahhh, I feel so useless.
Chorul speaking ahhh.
Debate ahhh.
BM sketsa ahhh.
Homework ahhh.
Tuition ahhh.
Things to do :
-Meet Pn. Sham again tomorrow and ask whether she've decided on which script(OHHH PLS OLD SCRIPT, PLS PLS PLS PLSSSSSS.).
-On our first meeting on Friday, be as strict as you can. Emphasize on WINNING IS EVERYTHING.
-Help out as much as possible in debate and be as supportive as much as I can.
Sincerely,
Jane.
P/s : YESS, I'M THE CONDUCTOR FOR CHORUL SPEAKING THIS YEAR YAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, February 19, 2011
I wanna make love in this club, ey.
The title is as random as hell because that's the song that they're blasting from the stereos in here, CoffeeBeans, Genting. Fml, man. Ah well, anything's better than K-pop. Now, I know that most of you are die hard fans of K-pop but to be honest, K-pop sucks. In my opinion, that is. They really really do. Seriously.
Unlike most bloggers, I won't call you to fuck off if what I'm saying isn't really your cup of tea. Instead, I urge you to read on and hear me out before you make any stupid, unethical, assumptions about me. Aight?
Back to my point. To be a famous singer, like SNSD or WonderGirls all you have to do is strut and pounce like a whore and there, you're a famous, well known singer now. The male bands are NO EXCEPTION. Do you know how I differentiate from one K-pop singer to another? By their hair colour. No joke. They all look the same, geez. Plus, whats up with their choice of songs, anyway?
Come on, people. Look at the song Gee. They repeated the word "Gee" at least 90 times in that song. And what about "Sorry sorry"? Thats got to be about 150 times. I'm aware that some English singers also developed this slight autism-like syndrome. For example, Willow Smith with "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!" but hey,at least she didn't get all my fellow classmates to worship her, right?
BUT, but, I gotta admit, those male k-pop(ers) are, well, gayishly hot since some of them have LONGER, SOFTER, SILKIER hairs than my GIRL friends.
They should really try to remake Willow Smith's I whip my hair back and forth song mmv with those kpop(ers) like DBSK or TVXQ or whatever it is they're called, at the background whipping their rainbow-ed colour hairs back and forth. And maybe, MAYBE, I'd change my opinion about K-pop. XD
Overall, K-pop is not THAT bad. They just don't really float my boat. Or maybe I just don't really like them. =.=
Sincerely,
Jane.
Unlike most bloggers, I won't call you to fuck off if what I'm saying isn't really your cup of tea. Instead, I urge you to read on and hear me out before you make any stupid, unethical, assumptions about me. Aight?
Back to my point. To be a famous singer, like SNSD or WonderGirls all you have to do is strut and pounce like a whore and there, you're a famous, well known singer now. The male bands are NO EXCEPTION. Do you know how I differentiate from one K-pop singer to another? By their hair colour. No joke. They all look the same, geez. Plus, whats up with their choice of songs, anyway?
Come on, people. Look at the song Gee. They repeated the word "Gee" at least 90 times in that song. And what about "Sorry sorry"? Thats got to be about 150 times. I'm aware that some English singers also developed this slight autism-like syndrome. For example, Willow Smith with "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!" but hey,at least she didn't get all my fellow classmates to worship her, right?
BUT, but, I gotta admit, those male k-pop(ers) are, well, gayishly hot since some of them have LONGER, SOFTER, SILKIER hairs than my GIRL friends.
They should really try to remake Willow Smith's I whip my hair back and forth song mmv with those kpop(ers) like DBSK or TVXQ or whatever it is they're called, at the background whipping their rainbow-ed colour hairs back and forth. And maybe, MAYBE, I'd change my opinion about K-pop. XD
Overall, K-pop is not THAT bad. They just don't really float my boat. Or maybe I just don't really like them. =.=
Sincerely,
Jane.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Top 10 movies that can make me cry.
10. Eight Below.
9. The Pursuit of Happyness.
8. The Notebook. (Ooooohh, those last few moments when the wife suddenly remembers everything.)
7. Money No Enough 2 (The only chinese movie that can make me cry my eye balls out)
6. Marley and Me.
5. A Walk To Remember.
4. I Am Legend(the part where Will Smith have to kill his dog and singing that song, that song...er from Shark's Tale. Oh, damn sad.).
3. Slumdog Millionaire.
2. Hachiko : A Dog's Tale(Ohhhh Hachikoooo. T_T)
1. Titanic (Need I say more?)
9. The Pursuit of Happyness.
8. The Notebook. (Ooooohh, those last few moments when the wife suddenly remembers everything.)
7. Money No Enough 2 (The only chinese movie that can make me cry my eye balls out)
6. Marley and Me.
5. A Walk To Remember.
4. I Am Legend(the part where Will Smith have to kill his dog and singing that song, that song...er from Shark's Tale. Oh, damn sad.).
3. Slumdog Millionaire.
2. Hachiko : A Dog's Tale(Ohhhh Hachikoooo. T_T)
1. Titanic (Need I say more?)
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
My Maths Teacher(once again)
Aaaaahh Cik Chn'ng.
Sweet, beautiful, sexy, warm Cik Chn'ng.
Do you know what I love about her the most?
Her uniqueness. That daughter of a bitch. Is UNIQUE.
It has only been a month but I'm already in love with her. Do you know whats her specialty? Glueing the pages of your exercise book together. Nope, I ain't doing no shit kidding here, cos thats EXACTLY what she did. And its all because I didn't do my correction. Seriously. And and and you know what else? marking your book with a MARKER PEN. ... Wait lemme rephrase that. marking your book with a RED COLOURED marker pen. And its all because we, apparently, didn't mark our OWN BOOK. Haha, whyyyyy, I seriously wonder when has it became our task to MARK OUR OWN BOOK. And and and that cao ah ma somemore can act so superior and scold us for not marking OUR OWN BOOK with that cibai 'heng' of hers.
and, OOOOHHH, not forgetting the fact that she always do her job as a teacher by reminding us we're all super cocky assholes and she's the mother of all holy saints.
Do you know that moment when a teacher asks the class a question and its like, the whole class gone quiet? Normal teachers would've go, "Anyone? Anyone?" or maybe, looks around and chooses someone to answer but NOOOOO, this daughter of a pig have to go all sarcastic and say, "Is this 4 sn 1? Is this REALLY 4 sn 1? You all got A? Really?" and and "I've always thought 4sn1 was a clever class. Give a bit challenging question also you can't answer. Really. -sigh-". "who's the top student here? No top student? like that when test time, i cut everyone's mark, okay?(which is very stupid of her because no matter how MUCH you cut our marks, there's still someone who gets the best marks among all)".
Geez.
I wonder who's the one who always, without fail, come in late.
I wonder who's the one who told us to mark our own books.
I wonder who's the one spends half of her lifetime teaching the whiteboard instead of us.
I wonder who's the one who look down on us.
Kanina cao cibai eh lin lau peh eh lanciao la.
Sweet, beautiful, sexy, warm Cik Chn'ng.
Do you know what I love about her the most?
Her uniqueness. That daughter of a bitch. Is UNIQUE.
It has only been a month but I'm already in love with her. Do you know whats her specialty? Glueing the pages of your exercise book together. Nope, I ain't doing no shit kidding here, cos thats EXACTLY what she did. And its all because I didn't do my correction. Seriously. And and and you know what else? marking your book with a MARKER PEN. ... Wait lemme rephrase that. marking your book with a RED COLOURED marker pen. And its all because we, apparently, didn't mark our OWN BOOK. Haha, whyyyyy, I seriously wonder when has it became our task to MARK OUR OWN BOOK. And and and that cao ah ma somemore can act so superior and scold us for not marking OUR OWN BOOK with that cibai 'heng' of hers.
and, OOOOHHH, not forgetting the fact that she always do her job as a teacher by reminding us we're all super cocky assholes and she's the mother of all holy saints.
Do you know that moment when a teacher asks the class a question and its like, the whole class gone quiet? Normal teachers would've go, "Anyone? Anyone?" or maybe, looks around and chooses someone to answer but NOOOOO, this daughter of a pig have to go all sarcastic and say, "Is this 4 sn 1? Is this REALLY 4 sn 1? You all got A? Really?" and and "I've always thought 4sn1 was a clever class. Give a bit challenging question also you can't answer. Really. -sigh-". "who's the top student here? No top student? like that when test time, i cut everyone's mark, okay?(which is very stupid of her because no matter how MUCH you cut our marks, there's still someone who gets the best marks among all)".
Geez.
I wonder who's the one who always, without fail, come in late.
I wonder who's the one who told us to mark our own books.
I wonder who's the one spends half of her lifetime teaching the whiteboard instead of us.
I wonder who's the one who look down on us.
Kanina cao cibai eh lin lau peh eh lanciao la.
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