Friday, December 31, 2010

2010

In the year 2010, I've...

1. Been to Melaka and taste their disgusting but delicious durian cendol and...

2. Met my all-time best maple friend, xxIkuamuxx aka Glenn, in real life there. We made eye contact, we said hi, we talked, we walked, we said goodbye.

3. Went to Jogoya twice.

4. Went to the airpork twice. First is to say hi, second is to say goodbye.

5. Wore a super short, sleeveless, tight green dress to this kick-arse formal dinner. I look good, to be honest, but I feel like an overstuffed turtle D: Now the dress is in the closet, collecting dust.

6. Spent a night at Ftw's house with Py. Almost lost my virginity to them (HAHA).

7. Quitted maple.

8. Score straight As for me PMR. :D!

9. Started tuitioning for the sake of next year and also SPM.

10. Fell in and out of love.

11. Wore spectacles.

12. Got addicted to Agatha Christie books. I'm more into mysteries and crime solving books. Romance novels are okay, but its really hard to find good ones nowadays. ==


Overall, its an okay year. :D ah well. I'm welcoming 2011 soon. Yay!

Sunday, December 26, 2010

BASKET.

Hey, I'm not sure whether you still remember my blog address or whether you'll even actually view this.
But if you ARE reading this, I had a confession.
I've always loved you.
But get this.
YOU'RE A SCUM SUCKING, PATHETIC, HYPOCRITICAL, SELFISH, ANNOYING, SAD, GAY LIAR.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND YOU MAKE ME SICK.
SO SO SO SICK THAT IF I WERE TO PASS BY YOU ON THE STREETS, I'D PUKE ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND DIE IN AGONY.
First, she's a guy.
And then she's a girl.
AND THEN, she's a guy.
AND FINALLY, SHE'S A GIRL.
And you add in all that bullcrap about how she/he is your exgirlfriend and all that shiat.
AND NOW, we had another addition.
SUPERB EH?

Always yours, always hating,
Janey.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Flashers (And Merry Christmas)

Before I get on to my main topic today, I just wanna wish you guys Merry Christmas :D! andddd, as you can see, I changed my blog's background. I don't know why, my blog title looked kinda naked without any background colour. Tbh, I decorate halfway then no mood wanna continue liao. So yeahh... Am improvising next time. Soon. SOON.

So.
Okay.
Flashers.
I woke up at 4pm today and after a dinner party and babysitting my baby cousins for a couple of hours, I was exhausted(Toddlers. NEVER overdose them with sugar. They'll suck the life outta you.). So I tucked myself to bed, lay my head on my fluffy, fluffy pillow and started to doze off.
And then boom.
A firework went off.
And another.
And another.
And another.
So I spent 30 minutes on bed trying to force my brain to shut down.
Obviously I failed so I started to reminisce about the past.
School days.
And of course, when I flashed back about school days, I flashed back about flashers. Yes, Flashers.
SMK (Perempuan) Bukit Kuda is a sucky, racist school located deep within housing areas. During the afternoon, it is very.. Quiet. Plus, adding the fact that is it an all girl school, it is a heaven for flashers to lurk around and flash their "little brothers" at unexpected victims.
Sadly, Mrs. Tsuna and Slash are a part of the "unexpected victims."
Of course, all of this happened around a year ago(less than a year ago, to be specific), and, yes, they're traumatised but all is forgotten and when we talked back about it, it's kinda funny, to be honest.

Victim 1 - Mrs Tsuna(MT).

Me, MT and another random girl(Girl S) missed the school bus for our ride home. So we decided to walk to our bus driver's next destination - a primary school not far from our school. As we were walking, I saw an uncle stopped his motorbike in front of us. Me, being a fast walker, was walking side by side with Girl S(practically walk-racing) and MT was lagging behind. As I pass by the uncle, I noticed he was grinning like a madman at me so I frown at him and walked on. And then out of the blue:-
MT : OMG OMG OMG MEI JANE! MEI JANE! -jumps up and down-
Me : -turns around- what?
MT : T--TH- THAT UNCLE! H-HE HE SHOW HIS HIS HIS, -makes an awkward thrusting movement-
Girl S : -turns around too- Simi dai ji? (She speaks hokkien)
Me : -clicked- OMG REALLY?! -standing on my toes, trying to catch a glance of that uncle's u-know-what but he's already cycling(cycling. for motorbikes too... right?) away-
MT : -talking and panicking at the same time-
Girl S : -still dont get it- lu sot liao si bo?

Victim 2 - Slash

Now, I wasn't there when she experienced the flasher but this is what she said:
"I was standing at the gate at the field there one, u know, very quiet one. Very near to Abdul Samad's wall one. And then this fucker riding on his motorbike started to ride past me and show me his fucking cock."
So I asked, "OMG. Then what you do?"
"I show him my middle finger."
Then Mrs. Bieber said, "Ai yah, you do wrong already, you should show this," -makes a V sign with her right index and middle finger- "and this,"-shows the right index and middle finger making cutting movements towards her left middle finger-.


So. There you go. This post is meant for entertainment purposes only and yes, I understand my friends' weird sense of humour so I think(hope) this post will make them laugh. All the conversations above are not ACCURATELY correct(but the MT doing the awkward thrusting movement is true. I remembered. Kinda cute, tbh. HAHA.)
And to you flashers out there, pls la, keep ur marbles and twig to yourself.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Tomorrow

I would need a shoulder to cry on.
Anyone with sexy shoulders care to offer?

Wish me luck,
Jane.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Amazing/Random/Funny Things You Don't Know About..

Me. Duh. My blog, my crap.

1, I have a slight fear of looking up into the sky. Or looking at high objects from lower grounds. Got no problem looking at low objects from a higher grounds tho. Eg, you know those big advertisement balloons they use? Balloons that are really big and flies high up to the sky and tied to a building's roof or something? yeah. That. I'm afraid to look at.. That. I realised I had this fear when I was aged 10. I think. Or 9. I was at my uncle's house, playing the swings. And it was night time. As I swing higher and higher, my cousin told me to look up to see the moon and when I really did look up, I felt really.. empty. All I can see was the swing's pole and utter darkness. I lost control of my swing and fell to the ground. Ouch.

2, I'm getting sick of Orange Flavoured Tic Tacs. Starting to get addicted to Sour Patch. A candy my bro brought from America :D It's like GummyBear but sour. Very sour. And I dont like sour candies. But it's SO CHEWY D: So to get the sour taste off, I've always dip my Sour Patch in a bowl of water before chewing it. =w=

3, I like to read horror/gruesome mangas/novels before I go to bed. That is why I often had nightmares. There's this one nightmare, that really scared the chicken's backside out of me. I was in a stranger's bedroom. Asleep. And then there's this old lady was standing beside my bed and watching me. She had an axe in her hands. Then, you can see where this is going right? No need for bloody details. But the scariest part is, I can feel the pain. Like, its so fking real. AND THE SCARIEST, SCARIEST part is, it is a dream within a dream. *INCEPTION FTW*

4, I like being a night owl. I love doing my stuffs in the night time. But of course, it gets very lonely sometimes. D:

5, I don't run. I am NOT athletic. I don't like to run. I don't like to sweat. Best excuse to use when you feel like bunking PE : "Aku dtg benda itu, Cikgu. -pain expression-"(FOR FEMALES ONLY.) but of course, me being me, just ask permission from the teacher to go to the toilet and never show my face till the period ends. I am an INDOOR type. I draw, I glue my ass to the chair, I read, I online.

More to come. I think?
If all of you really manage to read everysingle word I typed,
ah well, Thanks. :)

Jane.

Friday, December 17, 2010

PMR results.

Ahhhhhh.
Its 1:32am.
Its a brand new day.
Its Friday!
Singaporeans are getting their N level results in... around 13 hours' time(2.30pm).
Do I know anyone that's taking their N level?
No one!
So fk care them.

Ahhhhh.
Its 1:34am.
Its a brand new day.
Its Friday!
We PMR-ians are taking our PMR results in... less than a week.
I KNOW, its less than a week cos Bitch B won't stop REMINDING me that it is :)!
Thats what friends do, eh?
Constantly reminding each other, making each other nervous, scaring the bejesus out of each other.
Ahhh, sweet, considerate, nice nice friend, Bitch B is.

....

Like, Fuck you?
I, me, too, am taking PMR, too, kay?
So stop BITCHIN'.
SERIOUSLY.
YOU even succeeded in making ME nervous.
ME, CAREFREE, FKCAREALL, LIKEHELLDOIFKINGGIVEASHIT, JANE, IS ACTUALLY WORRYING TOO.
BECAUSE.
OF.
EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
You shouldn't have make me worry.
When I'm worry, I'm nervous, when I'm nervous, I feel like throwing up, and when I really do throw up, Imma throw up at your FRIGGIN' FACE.
Ahhhh, I know you're very very worried about your results, how you're afraid you'll disappoint your parents and stuff but please, be reminded that I also got parents one kay?
This is amazing.
As I'm typing this, you're spamming me in msn.
Now I have to mute my lappy thanks to you.



Thursday, December 16, 2010

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Buckets.

I'm like a bucket.
Collecting drops of rain waters.
Like any other buckets, when I'm overflowing, I need to be emptied.
My bucket is the size of a jug.
But B's bucket is the size of a muthafriggin' pea.
It needs to be emptied.
All the time.
And where does B pours it's contents of rain water to?
Me.
Cos I have the bucket the size of a jug.
But now.
My bucket is cracked.
I can't seem to control it no longer.
Just saying.

Jane.

(No, I am not talking about toiletries.)

Friday, December 3, 2010

Haven't had enough sleep nowadays.
Blog also lazy wanna update +_+
Whenever I see my blog, I got no "sum cheng".
But I am SO BORED nowadays.
Gahhh.
Go to sleep now, Jane.
No, I don't want to.
Why?
I don't know.
You're nuts. Damn masochist, aren't you?
Yes, yes I am. Sexually or non-sexually, I enjoy pain. Somehow. Not PHYSICALLY. Mentally. Well, not to say I HATE being tortured physically. I do. Like it, I mean. BUT I prefer mentally. I'm not some crazy wanker that cuts him/herself just for the sake of it. Does masochist includes both physically and mentally? or just physically?

Top 3 things I hate THE most :

1. Injections (DO NOT, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT ASK how I manage my Rubella and Tetanus shot.)

2. The look of triumph on my teacher's face whenever she gets a reason to punish me.

3. Lala-fake-wannabe-bitches. (Unfortunately, Malaysia is full of this kind of bitches. Grow your hair long, cover your face with it, snap a photo of yourself in the dark and done, you're one Badass Emoish Punk.) (Not forgetting the massive photoshop-ing.)

Boys are damn gullible.
Fking seriously.
I mean, not ALL.
Just the ones that I know.
They'll fall for anything that has poutty lips, big big big eyes and small tiny noses.
Not to mention super pale skins.
I mean.
COME ON LA.
GUY WHO HAS DARK SKINS ARE HOT, PEOPLE.
IF YOU GUYS WANT SUPER WHITE CHICKS, HIT FOR ONE THAT HAS ALBINO LA.

Anyway,
to proof my theory that most of Klang guys are fking gullible.
I had a friend.
She ain't that ugly in real life, to be honest.
Quite pretty, if she just drop that attitude of hers.
Actually, yes, she'll be very pretty if she just drop that I'm-PMSing-right-now face.
Anyway, I viewed her FaceBook profile today.
When I saw her display picture, I was like, "Who IS this girl? O_O"
And when I viewed her My-profile-picture-album, I realised it was HER.
I was like, impossible!
I mean, SHE'S COVERED IN 10 INCH-THICK MAKE-UP.
Loss the eyeliner, the fake eyelashes, wipe those fake lipgloss and 5 inch-thick concealer and foundation and she'll look WAYYYYYYYYYY prettier.
And she's well liked in Fb(fan page) because she's what those lala bitches call..."Kawai". =.=
80% of her fans are males.
That, is why, I assume males are gullible.
If one of the male fans lalu beside her at the street without her makeups, they won't even recognise her la, pls.

Top 3 things I like THE most :

1. Gay people. (I'm in love with my add maths tuition teacher. Gay AND funny. HE doesn't crack lame jokes like normal teachers do. HE actually talks dirty stuffs with his students.)

2. Couple accessories. (Keychains, bracelets, etc.. Yes, I know a guy would look so GAY in one of those couple stuffs but please refer to no. 1.)

3. Teddy bears. (No, NO, I am NOT like those retarded lala-trying-to-act-cute bitches who ACTUALLY name their soft toys and talk to them. I mean. Have you seen my bed sheets? my pillow case? my CURTAINS?) (Yes, they're printed with Teddy bears.) (NO, not those childish pink-coloured-cartooned Teddy prints. This is something more.. ...yea.)

Since when did I discovered I have obsessions with Teddy bears? Eversince someone gave me a white coloured Teddy bear on my last day of primary school.(It says "Hug Me" on its paw! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.) Therefore, credits to that person.

Seeeeee yaazzzzz,
Jane.

[Edit] now that I'm talking about Teddy bears, I realise I only like them as in like....an obsession. Collection. Get it? :D

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Back to.. Not EXACTLY back, just..Yea, visiting.

Maple.
Yes, MapleSEA.
Yes, my life is so lifeless that the only interesting thing that happened throughout the whole week is me coming back to, I mean VISITING back, maple.
Gah, nothing really changed in maple.
Same old same old.
Tried playing Dual Blade.
Quitted right after i reached lvl 26.
Then on Vinca.
And ooohhh how I miss my old maple friendsss.
xxikuamuxx, xshaadows(aka darkshinzz) and luxiepixie and and and THING988!
Seriously, it shocked me that they haven't quit maple yet.
I mean, how the HELL do they stand the community?
NEEWAYS,
Here's a screenshot of what happened in maple +_+
screenshot by xxikuamuxx. Not me. Cos i'm stillll... trying to figure out how to take a screen shot


That screenshot ^ really made me laugh because, yea, I was saying 10 gugu. =.=
It was actually xshaadows who started it cos we got killed by tengu and he was like, 10 gugu la.
HAHA.
Yeah, thats all for today.
Getting lazier to update my blog =.=
bored like fk.

anyway,
see ya.

p/s : to those of u who dont play maple, well, ha ha. u can cover ur eyes and skip this post. :D