Iamahuman.

Congratulations! You're the first ever blogger to made it into my Title Post!

Wtf.

Okok, the reason why, you, Iamahuman, get to become my post title is because I wanna thank you.

And give you a chance to thank me.

Thank me for filling your phone with pretty pictures of me camwhoring with your phone.

Eh, really ok? My pictures will protect your phone one, ok?

It will keep it safe from water, fire, wind, poop, your PMS and different kinds of elements in this world.

I geeerenteee, you purrr-poosely lit it on fire, it wont burnt one, ok!

Yeah, like your azimat.

So.

Thank you and your welcome.

P/s : I noticed that you only uploaded 3 pictures. Im sure theres still LOTS more. Its ok, u wanna keep it to urself and cherish it privately issit? its okay, its okay, I understand.

Sky Sailing

My life is so fuggin boring that whenever people ask me what I'm doing right now, I'm just gonna say, Suckin' yo ass.

A couple of days ago, I was at my sister's room, once again, browsing through her bookshelves and I came through this book, The Time Traveller's Wife.

I remembered, quite a long time ago, this book was made into a film. Seeing as how bored I am and in the mood for romance, I picked up the book and start leafing through the first page. It was 9pm by then. I set the book down at 2am. And I'm only A QUARTER through the book. Now, I'm not done with the book yet, with Hui Yie and the latest Artemis Fowl book, but I'm halfway there.

I'm not even sure why I'm talking about this. I guess it's because I'm too bored and I have the urge to update my blog. It's not a book review or something, but I just want to say that good books, REALLY good books like that is really hard to come by. Good books like The Time Traveller's Wife, that is.

Halfway through the book, and I can sense a really sad ending coming.

Me : Sad ending?
Sis : Don't know. Sad? abit la.

Me : ....I don't like sad endings.
Sis : no, no sad ending. It's a happy sad ending.

...Thanks a lot sis.

So. No spoilers please, if you've seen the movie or read the book :D

Anyway, I guess that's all for today.

My brother's coming back from America by Tuesday, so you won't see me at school on Tuesday. And probably Wednesday too :P

Loves,

Jane.

Dear Agony

I hate people who talk cock. Acts like they know everything when they don't. People who loves to make assumptions about me. This might be related to that talk cock above ^. Like how they thought I love this, but actually I don't.

Listen, most of the time when I actually LOOKED like I might come to regret something and actually keep quiet, it's not like what it seems.

It's that I actually has something to say, usually something very mean that I know will lead to a huge argument and maybe a couple of teary eyes. Just because I never say so, doesn't mean you should go all, "Oh, oh course she loves it, she's being a jual mahal bitch" and all that.

No, this is not a challenge text, to ask you stop befriending me or something.

This is just simply a rant.

Just one piece of advise for you,

when you seek for someone to rant to, seek for no one. Never seek for an internet friend that the one you're ranting about knows of, because that's the stupidest mistake that you can do.

So please.

Stop talking to me if you dislike me, just go "hi" and "bye" if you just want to make a conversation.

If you know I'd annoy you to no end, why bother?