The Child's Eye.

Wednesday.

Went to Aeon Bukit Tinggi with
Charlotte, Mrs. Lautner and Ms FTW (ha ha.)
to watch The Child's Eye.
Why, you'll wonder, did you choose to watch a horror movie, Jane?
Why you ask?
First of all,
a couple of my friends who watched it, said it was,
HORRIFYING,
THE SCARIEST SHIT THEY'VE EVER WATCHED,
SHOUTED SO MUCH TILL THEIR THROAT GO SORE.
and they SWEAR they will not watch horror movies ever again. -I, made my epicly awesome eye-rolling there.-

Well, YOU wanna know whats MY opinion on The Child's Eye?
IT SUCKS.
eh.
wait.
IT SUCKS.
Ah, there.
No, seriously, it sucked SO FKING BADLY, I could've watch Sammy's Crappy Adventure AGAIN AND AGAIN.

TO BEGIN WITH,
the actress.
that Rainie bitch.
what the HELL is her problem?
her acting is
HORRIBLE. TERRIBLE. VEGETABLE!
All she does in that movie is LOOK PRETTY.
THATS ALL.
Even when theres a bed-crying-scene,
theres no TEAR.
dont wanna smudge up the make-up, perhaps, you wonder?

HA, another thing.
do you what sucks more about a horror movie then a horrible horror movie storyline?
LOW BUDGET.
I mean, COME ON, budget too low liao, issit, until cannot afford water-proof makeups?
when they run also NO SWEAT, NO GASPING, NO TIRESOME faces.
like I said, all they do is look pretty.
And and, theres this scene where they will go to another dimension and the background was SO SO SO SO SO FAKE
that I went, WDF? and Charlotte went "Is it the wrong movie?"
HAHAHAHA.

Besides wanting to shoot the guy beside me with a revolver,
the funniest part about watching The Child's Eye,
is watching it with CHARLOTTE.
I make fun of the movie,
the whole way through
and Charlotte was TRYING SO HARD to
keep her hyena laugh down(THATS why i wanted to shoot the guy beside me cos he was so rude and keep calling us to "tiam.". i mean, WHATS UR PROBLEM? its a sucky movie. get over it.).

Plus,
whenever theres a scary scene,
you know, the part where you know a ghost will appear anywhere,
Charlotte will cuddle into my arm and
I could feel her breathe on my arm
which is kinda ticklish but VERY VERY VERY CUTE.
And and and she'll be asking me,
"Is it over yet? Is it over yet?"
and when the shocking part is over,
she'll be asking Ms FTW and Mrs Lautner,
"WHAT HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED?"
which made me LAUGH.

OH OH,
and theres the part where Rainie said
"This child is a God's gift to you", to the mother ghost and
I literally rolled my eye
and this made Charlotte semi-burst out her hyena laugh.
I MEAN, COME ON.
THE PANG BROTHERS FINALLY GONE NUTS ISSIT?
Or the scriptwriter. whatever.
THE WOMAN IS DEAD.
THE CHILD IN RAINIE'S BODY IS STILL ALIVE.
ARE YOU CALLING THE GHOST TO MURDER YOUR CHILD, RAINIE?
ARE YOU?

Overall,
I spent most of the time laughing in the cinema
while everyone else is cowering under
their girlfriend/boyfriend's arm dramatically.

Hey, if you're reading this,
you know when you said your heart stings?
remember that night?
well, if its because I said I was not looking for a relationship,
I just want you to know
I said so because I am already in a relationship.

Ciao,
6.16pm,
Sun.