I came to school just for the sake of seeing my friends.
Charlotte and Slash came.
Slash, another close buddy of mine.
As school was about to start,
the PE system blurted out that form 3 students are supposed to gather at the assembly hall.
The 3 of us knew it was another after PMR activity,
before recess it was Explorace. Alias, Treasurehunt. Alias, RunAroundTheSchoolToCollectAPileOfShitWeDontCareWhatJustGetTiredAndSweaty.
After recess it was Music and Lyric.
So me, being me, dont like to run or sweat, suggested to Charlotte and Slash we skip the
activity.
Slash suggested we skip school, that is, get out of school compounds,
and go 7-11.
Charlotte and I agreed.
There are 4 gates in this crappy shit load school.
The main gate, field gate, side gate and back gate.
Spent 1 shitty hour trying to get a way out.
Main gate, the bitchy female guard is guarding.
Field gate, locked.
Side gate, male guard guarding.
Back gate, is lock but would've been easy for me and Slash to climb through but Charlotte can't cos she's wearing a skirt. Basically, no.
So the 3 of us given up on the idea and head to the Computer lab
to go surf the net and cool our selves(lab air conditioned).
Then theres this ratty teacher beginning to question
what were we doing here, etcetc.
Thus, the 3 of us get out of there.
Feeling hungry, we thought of going to the canteen and eat
but we were not sure whether is was recess yet
so we went and check on it first.
There's a a group of kids whose also from my form
who were eating so the 3 of us thought its ok.
As we were eating, Mrs KickArse BitchBrain(teacher)
was FURIOUS cos she recognise Charlotte and immediately
knew we skipped the activity.
And i was like, BUSTED.
so yeah, u can imagine,
as we were following Mrs Kickarse BitchBrain to the hall(where the teacher in charge and most of the student are),
we were cracking our brains to find a way out.
The teacher in charge was practically MARCHING towards us cos she was SO FURIOUS.
After a 10-minute-ear-splitting lecture,
we were to told to be sitting inside the hall,
on the stage for the whole period till school ends.
Not bad, and not as humiliating as you thought, dear readers,
because most of the time i was sleeping.
yes, sleeping.
cos the teacher wont even look at you(cos they talk infront of the stage, not on the stage.).
Now, there will be another teacher in charge of Music And Lyrics.
That teacher, not trying to sound cocky, is quite fond of me(i have a way with English teachers).
So, shes not bad.
Didnt exactly give us ear-splitting lectures but
she DID embarrassed Slash and Charlotte
at the end of the activity so, yea,
you pick on my friends, you pick on me.
Thus, FUCK YOU MRS 3-THOUSAND-LAYERS-OF-BUTT-FAT.
Anyway, as the activity was going on,
theres, like, a break time
and Mrs 3-thousand-layers-of-butt-fat wanted someone to do
some entertainment.
She called up a few names to get up and sing,
but they're all typical girly girls and was, like, "eeeeeeee i dont wannttttt DDD:"
So she ended up calling my name.
But when she called my name, it didnt sound like a suggestion.
it sounded like a COMMAND.
"Jane. Take mic. SING."
^ yea, thats pretty much how she sounded(if my memory serves me right).
She thought this will do as my punishment, you know?
ha ha.
BIG mistake.
STAGE FRIGHT AND SHYNESS WERE NEVER IN MY DICTIONARY.
plus, i'm not a bad singer.
i think.
i hope.
i pray.
So.
yea.
i sang.
you belong with me by taylor bitc- i mean, swift.
it was the only song which i could think of that time.
and the only song with the lyrics in my hand.
it was.
ha.
....
nvm.
THUS, THIS ENDS TODAY'S POST.
THANK YOU MRS. LAUTNER FOR UR HELPING HAND(U know what i mean).
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT AND SWEET SWEET SWEEEET DREAMS.
U GUYS TOO.
XOXOXOXOXxoxoxOXOXOX,
ColourMeBlue.
lol muahahaha! wow this was kinda long. wonder when you started to write it.
ReplyDeleteSince u started to talk to me. :3
ReplyDeletewow hahahaha. you can multi task. im surprised HAHAHA jk
ReplyDeletewas you tube-ing, talking to you, typing that post and eating chocolate.
ReplyDeleteam i awesome or whut? :3
hahaha wayy better than awesome..aww welcome =D
ReplyDeletemy pleasure, sweety <3
ReplyDeleteO.O
ReplyDeleteseriously dude?
u freaking sang?
amazing =D how was it again?
-mrs. ftw
one word.
ReplyDelete4 syllables.
DISASTROUS.
...desastrous.
de..sastreous.
disastrous?