Flashers (And Merry Christmas)

Before I get on to my main topic today, I just wanna wish you guys Merry Christmas :D! andddd, as you can see, I changed my blog's background. I don't know why, my blog title looked kinda naked without any background colour. Tbh, I decorate halfway then no mood wanna continue liao. So yeahh... Am improvising next time. Soon. SOON.

So.
Okay.
Flashers.
I woke up at 4pm today and after a dinner party and babysitting my baby cousins for a couple of hours, I was exhausted(Toddlers. NEVER overdose them with sugar. They'll suck the life outta you.). So I tucked myself to bed, lay my head on my fluffy, fluffy pillow and started to doze off.
And then boom.
A firework went off.
And another.
And another.
And another.
So I spent 30 minutes on bed trying to force my brain to shut down.
Obviously I failed so I started to reminisce about the past.
School days.
And of course, when I flashed back about school days, I flashed back about flashers. Yes, Flashers.
SMK (Perempuan) Bukit Kuda is a sucky, racist school located deep within housing areas. During the afternoon, it is very.. Quiet. Plus, adding the fact that is it an all girl school, it is a heaven for flashers to lurk around and flash their "little brothers" at unexpected victims.
Sadly, Mrs. Tsuna and Slash are a part of the "unexpected victims."
Of course, all of this happened around a year ago(less than a year ago, to be specific), and, yes, they're traumatised but all is forgotten and when we talked back about it, it's kinda funny, to be honest.

Victim 1 - Mrs Tsuna(MT).

Me, MT and another random girl(Girl S) missed the school bus for our ride home. So we decided to walk to our bus driver's next destination - a primary school not far from our school. As we were walking, I saw an uncle stopped his motorbike in front of us. Me, being a fast walker, was walking side by side with Girl S(practically walk-racing) and MT was lagging behind. As I pass by the uncle, I noticed he was grinning like a madman at me so I frown at him and walked on. And then out of the blue:-
MT : OMG OMG OMG MEI JANE! MEI JANE! -jumps up and down-
Me : -turns around- what?
MT : T--TH- THAT UNCLE! H-HE HE SHOW HIS HIS HIS, -makes an awkward thrusting movement-
Girl S : -turns around too- Simi dai ji? (She speaks hokkien)
Me : -clicked- OMG REALLY?! -standing on my toes, trying to catch a glance of that uncle's u-know-what but he's already cycling(cycling. for motorbikes too... right?) away-
MT : -talking and panicking at the same time-
Girl S : -still dont get it- lu sot liao si bo?

Victim 2 - Slash

Now, I wasn't there when she experienced the flasher but this is what she said:
"I was standing at the gate at the field there one, u know, very quiet one. Very near to Abdul Samad's wall one. And then this fucker riding on his motorbike started to ride past me and show me his fucking cock."
So I asked, "OMG. Then what you do?"
"I show him my middle finger."
Then Mrs. Bieber said, "Ai yah, you do wrong already, you should show this," -makes a V sign with her right index and middle finger- "and this,"-shows the right index and middle finger making cutting movements towards her left middle finger-.


So. There you go. This post is meant for entertainment purposes only and yes, I understand my friends' weird sense of humour so I think(hope) this post will make them laugh. All the conversations above are not ACCURATELY correct(but the MT doing the awkward thrusting movement is true. I remembered. Kinda cute, tbh. HAHA.)
And to you flashers out there, pls la, keep ur marbles and twig to yourself.