Friday, December 3, 2010

Haven't had enough sleep nowadays.
Blog also lazy wanna update +_+
Whenever I see my blog, I got no "sum cheng".
But I am SO BORED nowadays.
Gahhh.
Go to sleep now, Jane.
No, I don't want to.
Why?
I don't know.
You're nuts. Damn masochist, aren't you?
Yes, yes I am. Sexually or non-sexually, I enjoy pain. Somehow. Not PHYSICALLY. Mentally. Well, not to say I HATE being tortured physically. I do. Like it, I mean. BUT I prefer mentally. I'm not some crazy wanker that cuts him/herself just for the sake of it. Does masochist includes both physically and mentally? or just physically?

Top 3 things I hate THE most :

1. Injections (DO NOT, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT ASK how I manage my Rubella and Tetanus shot.)

2. The look of triumph on my teacher's face whenever she gets a reason to punish me.

3. Lala-fake-wannabe-bitches. (Unfortunately, Malaysia is full of this kind of bitches. Grow your hair long, cover your face with it, snap a photo of yourself in the dark and done, you're one Badass Emoish Punk.) (Not forgetting the massive photoshop-ing.)

Boys are damn gullible.
Fking seriously.
I mean, not ALL.
Just the ones that I know.
They'll fall for anything that has poutty lips, big big big eyes and small tiny noses.
Not to mention super pale skins.
I mean.
COME ON LA.
GUY WHO HAS DARK SKINS ARE HOT, PEOPLE.
IF YOU GUYS WANT SUPER WHITE CHICKS, HIT FOR ONE THAT HAS ALBINO LA.

Anyway,
to proof my theory that most of Klang guys are fking gullible.
I had a friend.
She ain't that ugly in real life, to be honest.
Quite pretty, if she just drop that attitude of hers.
Actually, yes, she'll be very pretty if she just drop that I'm-PMSing-right-now face.
Anyway, I viewed her FaceBook profile today.
When I saw her display picture, I was like, "Who IS this girl? O_O"
And when I viewed her My-profile-picture-album, I realised it was HER.
I was like, impossible!
I mean, SHE'S COVERED IN 10 INCH-THICK MAKE-UP.
Loss the eyeliner, the fake eyelashes, wipe those fake lipgloss and 5 inch-thick concealer and foundation and she'll look WAYYYYYYYYYY prettier.
And she's well liked in Fb(fan page) because she's what those lala bitches call..."Kawai". =.=
80% of her fans are males.
That, is why, I assume males are gullible.
If one of the male fans lalu beside her at the street without her makeups, they won't even recognise her la, pls.

Top 3 things I like THE most :

1. Gay people. (I'm in love with my add maths tuition teacher. Gay AND funny. HE doesn't crack lame jokes like normal teachers do. HE actually talks dirty stuffs with his students.)

2. Couple accessories. (Keychains, bracelets, etc.. Yes, I know a guy would look so GAY in one of those couple stuffs but please refer to no. 1.)

3. Teddy bears. (No, NO, I am NOT like those retarded lala-trying-to-act-cute bitches who ACTUALLY name their soft toys and talk to them. I mean. Have you seen my bed sheets? my pillow case? my CURTAINS?) (Yes, they're printed with Teddy bears.) (NO, not those childish pink-coloured-cartooned Teddy prints. This is something more.. ...yea.)

Since when did I discovered I have obsessions with Teddy bears? Eversince someone gave me a white coloured Teddy bear on my last day of primary school.(It says "Hug Me" on its paw! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.) Therefore, credits to that person.

Seeeeee yaazzzzz,
Jane.

[Edit] now that I'm talking about Teddy bears, I realise I only like them as in like....an obsession. Collection. Get it? :D

7 comments:

  1. ok seriusly whn i read the upper part of u saying abt tat person..i tot u were talking abt me cz ur use the word...PRETTY...xDD

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  2. LOOL. You ARE pretty Amy. And the best thing I like about you is you don't have the I'm-PMSing-right-now face but the Don't-shy-shy-lai-talk-to-me face. HAHA.

    -J.

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  3. lol, the guy who gave you teddy bear on the last day of primary school. XD

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  4. Hahaaa. sweet timess. But the teddy bear's ribbon's starting to fall off and the paw's lettering is fading. T____T

    -J.

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  5. you are not taking good care of it. hahaha

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