Lesbians.

To Charlotte : I deleted my previous post cos there's an update.

Lesbian A has been disturbing Slash for.. quite a while now.
And its all because of a box of cake.
A box of super creamy, delicious, chocolatey, sweet, mois--
Slash, although she looks boyish and acts like one, is NOT a lesbian.
Even IF she is one, she'll only love me.
ME.
So, of course Slash rejected her.
But since lesbians are quite influential in BK, Slash was nervous. Thus, I suggested her using my name to get rid of that Lesbian Bitch. And that is how, I, somehow, got dragged into all this drama.
She inbox-ed me in FB. Lesbian A, I mean. She asked why was I angry at Slash.
I was, OF COURSE, not angry at Slash(why the hell would I?), so I knew Slash must've concocted a story where I and Slash was a couple and thus, I act along and say many dramatic, cheesy sentences I've learned from years of watching low-budget korean/hong kong dramas.
In the end, she gave up, said she'd stay out of our way, wish us happy and removed me from her friend's list and made a final(i hope) entry about Slash in her blog(with hearts and loves all over it -shivers-).
Slash, thought that all of it is finally over, went back to the way she usually is. Relieved and less-panicky.
But then Lesbian A is ONE HELL OF A STUBBORN BITCH.
She continued emoing in her Facebook, made emo statuses and go all "I'm crying non stop."
Plus, she even told Slash to meet her at the school canteen on Monday because she wanted to pass a piece of paper to Slash. Undoubtedly, its a letter, right? Duh. ==
So I told Slash I'd go with her and show Lesbian A my FK-OFF-FROM-MY-GF aura.
Lets wait till Monday shall we?
If I didnt mention anything about this after today, there's only 2 possibilities.
1. Nothing happened.
2. It was actually a trap for me and Slash to get gang bullied and now I'm lying nyawa-nyawa ikan on the hospital bed.

Farewell, CheckYourColour,
Jane.