My Maths Teacher(once again)

Aaaaahh Cik Chn'ng.
Sweet, beautiful, sexy, warm Cik Chn'ng.
Do you know what I love about her the most?
Her uniqueness. That daughter of a bitch. Is UNIQUE.
It has only been a month but I'm already in love with her. Do you know whats her specialty? Glueing the pages of your exercise book together. Nope, I ain't doing no shit kidding here, cos thats EXACTLY what she did. And its all because I didn't do my correction. Seriously. And and and you know what else? marking your book with a MARKER PEN. ... Wait lemme rephrase that. marking your book with a RED COLOURED marker pen. And its all because we, apparently, didn't mark our OWN BOOK. Haha, whyyyyy, I seriously wonder when has it became our task to MARK OUR OWN BOOK. And and and that cao ah ma somemore can act so superior and scold us for not marking OUR OWN BOOK with that cibai 'heng' of hers.
and, OOOOHHH, not forgetting the fact that she always do her job as a teacher by reminding us we're all super cocky assholes and she's the mother of all holy saints.
Do you know that moment when a teacher asks the class a question and its like, the whole class gone quiet? Normal teachers would've go, "Anyone? Anyone?" or maybe, looks around and chooses someone to answer but NOOOOO, this daughter of a pig have to go all sarcastic and say, "Is this 4 sn 1? Is this REALLY 4 sn 1? You all got A? Really?" and and "I've always thought 4sn1 was a clever class. Give a bit challenging question also you can't answer. Really. -sigh-". "who's the top student here? No top student? like that when test time, i cut everyone's mark, okay?(which is very stupid of her because no matter how MUCH you cut our marks, there's still someone who gets the best marks among all)".
Geez.
I wonder who's the one who always, without fail, come in late.
I wonder who's the one who told us to mark our own books.
I wonder who's the one spends half of her lifetime teaching the whiteboard instead of us.
I wonder who's the one who look down on us.

Kanina cao cibai eh lin lau peh eh lanciao la.