Saturday, February 19, 2011

I wanna make love in this club, ey.

The title is as random as hell because that's the song that they're blasting from the stereos in here, CoffeeBeans, Genting. Fml, man. Ah well, anything's better than K-pop. Now, I know that most of you are die hard fans of K-pop but to be honest, K-pop sucks. In my opinion, that is. They really really do. Seriously.
Unlike most bloggers, I won't call you to fuck off if what I'm saying isn't really your cup of tea. Instead, I urge you to read on and hear me out before you make any stupid, unethical, assumptions about me. Aight?
Back to my point. To be a famous singer, like SNSD or WonderGirls all you have to do is strut and pounce like a whore and there, you're a famous, well known singer now. The male bands are NO EXCEPTION. Do you know how I differentiate from one K-pop singer to another? By their hair colour. No joke. They all look the same, geez. Plus, whats up with their choice of songs, anyway?
Come on, people. Look at the song Gee. They repeated the word "Gee" at least 90 times in that song. And what about "Sorry sorry"? Thats got to be about 150 times. I'm aware that some English singers also developed this slight autism-like syndrome. For example, Willow Smith with "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!" but hey,at least she didn't get all my fellow classmates to worship her, right?
BUT, but, I gotta admit, those male k-pop(ers) are, well, gayishly hot since some of them have LONGER, SOFTER, SILKIER hairs than my GIRL friends.
They should really try to remake Willow Smith's I whip my hair back and forth song mmv with those kpop(ers) like DBSK or TVXQ or whatever it is they're called, at the background whipping their rainbow-ed colour hairs back and forth. And maybe, MAYBE, I'd change my opinion about K-pop. XD
Overall, K-pop is not THAT bad. They just don't really float my boat. Or maybe I just don't really like them. =.=

Sincerely,
Jane.

3 comments:

  1. U forgot to mention , all is PLASTIC :)

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  2. and you forgot to mention justin bieber singing baby for countless time :D

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  3. HAAHAHAHAH -THUMBS UP FOR APPRECIATE AUTUMN-
    and sam, I srsly cant believe i forgotten that.>.< thumbs up to u too <3

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