7. Those little spawn of satans. Yes, I'm talking about kids. Whiny, crying, cannot-sit-still babies/kids, ranging from the age of 3 to 10. Now don't get me wrong, I love kids. But seriously kids + cinema = a big NO NO.
6. The vibrators. Always wanted an Osim chair or any random massage chair but you can never afford it? Look no more for all you need is rm12 and a little bit of luck! Just sit beside or in front of a dude/chick with incredibly long legs and maybe a serious case of a parkinson disease and baam! You even get to watch a free movie! damn worth it can?
5. The omg-I-totally-get-that-joke-so-let-me-laugh-out-LOUD-and-LONG-so-that-everyfkingperson-knows-I-get-it people.
4. The loudmouths. Now, this is slightly different from number 5 because loudmouths not only laugh loudly, they also find it necessary to make a comment for EVERY scene and dialogue. Wait. Basically that chick/dude that talks unnecessarily loud in the cinema? Yeah, he/she's a loudmouth.
3. The cina-ted faggots. Don't watch english movies if you're linguistically retarded, assholes.
2. The loud chewers. Their motto : On nom nom nom nom all the way!
1. The spoilers. "He's gonna get killed. He's soooooo gonna get killed. There! THERE! I told you! I told you he's gonna get killed. Ha. I told you, didn't I?"
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